Snips And Snails, by Chris O'Kane

Story name: Snips and Snails
Author: Chris O'Kane
Publication date: January 20, 1999

Date: Summer 704 CR - Summer 706 CR
Location: Metamor Keep


Misha repairs an old automaton named Madog, and discovers there is more to the metal fox than it seems.


Misha invites Jon to his workshop to inspect a corroded artifact that a road crew uncovered. From the gears and its animal shape, Misha believes it to be an automaton. Jon brings Smithson over, and together they slowly clean off the dirt to reveal the twisted mass of gears and rods, shaped into a fox. Misha decides that he will fix and refurnish it.

Over the next two years, Misha carefully removes the skin, researches automatons as they were constructed hundreds of years ago, labels each component, replaces every broken pieces (593 out of 912), and carefully reassembles the automaton fox. An inspection reveals that he was built 350 years ago in a short-lived minor duchy, and that the automaton was named Madog. He demonstrates Madog's preset actions to a small audience of friends and Duke Thomas in his workshop; they are charmed and delighted by what they see.

One night, as Misha is finishing a report, Madog knocks him unconscious. Charles visits Misha's apartment and discovers Madog, which mutters "not the one" and escapes. In the library, Rickkterhe sees Madog. He underestimates Madog's speed, who lunges for his throat. Rickkter punches Madog in the throat, giving him a jolt of electricity and knocking him out.

Charles puts the Keep on alert and tends to Misha, who cannot believe Madog would do this. They leave for the armory and find Rickkter in the hallway, carrying a war staff, hunting the automaton. They wonder who Madog is looking for. Misha senese that the duke must have picked an important target to build such an intricate device. Remembering that an illegitimate Duke of Metamor had to fight his enemies to claim the throne, Misha realizes that Madog must be after the Duke.

Madog finds the Duke surrounded by guards in a corridor filled with vases and marble statues. He sneaks forward, breathes out a thick fog that blinds the guards, and quickly dismembers the Duke. Misha, Rickkter, and Charles arrive fully armed, smelling blood and sweat. Madog charges for Misha, who deflects his blow and allows Rickkter to stab it in the neck. Madog runs off, declaring that the Duke is already destroyed. Kimberly and Hough are ignoring the alarm, and are having dinner when they are caught by surprise when Madog leaps onto Hough.

Kimberly fears the worst when she hears a crunching sound, but it turns out to be Madog eating the brass cup. Kimberly thinks Misha is pulling a joke on her, but Madog proudly announces that now he is free from commands. Hough is impressed by Madog's lifelike actions, and wonders if there is an animal soul trapped within. Kimberly sees the wound on Madog's neck, and asks what happened. Madog tells them he got it after destroying the Duke, but is confused when he hears Thomas's name.

Misha is trying to clear up the confusion in the corridor. A maid and two guards are tending to their wounds; the guards inform Misha that Duke Thomas was nowhere near them. Charles arrives with Thomas, who assures them he was perfectly safe. Kimberly and Hough appear and reveals that the "destroyed" Duke was actually a statue of Duke Brian, the illegitimate heir from 350 years ago. Madog timidly peeks out from behind Hough's legs.

In the throne room, Thomas holds an audience between the various Keepers over Madog's fate. Several of them, including Wessex and Rickkter, believe that Madog is dangerous and must be destroyed; others, like Hough and Misha, believe that Madog was compelled by magic in his attack, but is now free from its influence. Thomas decides to give Misha one week to rehabilitate Madog, before giving Madog a thorough examination.


Main characters:

  • Misha Brightleaf: Long Scout and mechanic.
  • Madog: A fox automaton. He was built 350 years ago by Vernosa, Duke of Grammont, supposedly as a gift to Duke Brian. In actuality, he was built to assassinate him. He was also programmed to carry out a pre-programmed demonstration, presumably as part of his disguise. He was never activated and was lost en route to Duke Brian's, until Misha repaired him. After carrying out his orders, he regains his autonomy, which indicates he might have a soul.


  • Jon Sleeper: A quartermaster and amateur artificer.
  • Charles Matthias: A close friend of Misha's.
  • Rickkter: A warrior and newcomer from the East. He has only been morphed for a few days when Madog attacks. He was researching a signet he'd found before he was interrupted.
  • Father Hough: The Keep's Eccleisan priest, a child morph. He believes that Madog possesses an animal's soul, and ardently defends Madog before the court.
  • Kimberly: Matthias's beloved and Father Hough's caretaker.
  • Duke Thomas: Duke of Metamor Keep.

Minor characters:

  • Smithson: An archaeologist and Jon's mentor.
  • Wessex: A wizard who specializes in foreign magic. He believes Madog is simply a magical construct, and has no soul.
  • Fox Cutter: The Keep librarian.
  • Caroline Hardy: Misha's girlfriend. An amateur painter, she paints Misha's portrait, and has the idea to paint Madog's eyes blue. She is present for Madog's demonstration.


  • Will Hardy: The Keep jeweler. He recognizes the automaton's metal as aluminal.
  • Millie: A maid who receives a broken arm.
  • Pascal: The Keep alchemist. She produces aluminal cleaner for Will. Misha asks her for a few gallons of aluminal cleaner.
  • Posti: A wizard, present in the throne room with Duke Thomas. He believes Madog has no soul, as he was created in a workshop.
  • Raven: The Keep Lightbringer, present in the throne room with Duke Thomas. She can see that Madog has a soul, but his potent magic prevents her from seeing clearly.
  • Sasha: A captain of the guard.


  • Brian Coe: The Keep doctor.
  • George: The Keep's patrol master.
  • Kee: A Keep messenger.
  • Phil: Head of intelligence at the Keep.

Story Connections

  • This story is the first of a three-part story about Madog, continuing with Exam and ending with Aging Gracefully.
  • Wessex mentions his arm being broken six years ago after calling Misha a killer.


  • Duke Philip: He died under mysterious circumstances in 341.
    • Duke Brian the Bastard: Duke Philip's illegitimate son. In order to claim the throne, he killed his chief rival in a duel and exiled his other rivals.
    • Vernosa I: The Duke of Grammont, from 345 to 350. Grammont was apparently a newly created duchy after Duke Philip's death in 341. After Vernosa's death in 350, the Duchy of Grammont became extinct.
    • Automatons were popular during the time of Duke Philip and Brian.
  • In the Keep library are three works on automatons: Automatomica and Mechanica by Archamealos, and Mechanicals by Mertwin.
  • Also in the Keep library is a lesser-known book called Grey's Heraldry. Spanning two feet by three feet, and over a foot thick, it needs two people to carry. It is covered in soft black leather, with a life-sized hand on the front cover. By placing a heraldic symbol inside the hand, the book will open to the page corresponding to the symbol. Being a book on heraldry, it is light on history.
  • The great swan of Maldan Hall is a well-known automaton of a silver swan, powered entirely by gears and no magic. The swan floated on a pool of mercury, and with the push of a button would pop its head underneath and bring up various metallic animals to "eat".
  • That swan is based on a Real Life Automaton: The Silver Swan in the Bowes Museum!
  • The Long Knife tribe is fighting with the Ripper tribe, after a Keeper patrol killed a Ripper sub-chief in an ambush, and successfully framed it as a Long Knife attack.
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