From: Temper
Scene: Intro- Drift Throws a Temper Tantrum, Take 1
Drift slams the door open, yells at the trio in the hall, and turns to head to the infirmary… and -bashes- his head on the tinsmithy sign. "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Intro- Drift Throws a Temper Tantrum, Take 2
Drift slams the door open… and the sign falls down, bouncing off of Desuka's head. "Cut!" A maintenance guy comes onscreen and picks up the sign. "Sorry about that. I'll get this fixed right away."
From: Temper
Scene: Intro- Drift Throws a Temper Tantrum, Take 3
The sound of clattering metal is heard, followed by a loud curse and an even louder crash. And then a hinge-rattling THUMP! as Drift makes a critical failure on his 'open doors' roll. "Ow! Damn it! Medic!" "CUT!"
From: Temper
Scene: Intro- Drift Throws a Temper Tantrum, Take 4
Drift slams the door open… and the sign falls again, this time on Drift's foot. Drift cuts loose with such a swear that it's bleeped out even in the uncensored version, picks up the sign, and -hurls- it with all his might down the hallway. A loud crash is heard, followed by a lot of really expensive-sounding shatters. "CUT!! And somebody get me more Mylanta! Three bottles, extra strength!"
From: Temper
Scene: In Coe's infirmary
Coe looks up from Drift's makeup-covered hand to inspect Akkala's Mark, when he starts laughing. The camera zooms in to find a sticker in the Mark's place, reading 'This Space for Rent'. "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Outside the Temple Doors, Take 1
Wanderer walks up to Drift, flops down, wolf-smiles and telepaths in a faux British accent I say, aren't you supposed to be a kickboxing lion? "Cut! Dammit, Wanderer! Wrong story universe!"
From: Temper
Scene: Outside the Temple Doors, Take 2
Wanderer walks up to Drift, flops down, wolf-smiles and telepaths Hey, mate, you wouldn't happen to have the time, wouldja? in a perfect Australian accent. "CUT!"
From: Temper
Scene: Outside the Temple Doors, Take 7
Wanderer walks up to Drift, flops down, wolf-smiles and telepaths in a gangster wheeze I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse… The director just groans.
From: Temper
Scene: Outside the Temple Doors, Take 12
Wanderer walks up to Drift, flops down, wolf-smiles and telepaths Scritch me!!! "Why, Wanderer, why?!"
From: Temper
Scene: Outside the Temple Doors, Take 23 (The label 'Outside the Temple Doors' has been crossed out and replaced with 'Wanderer Fills the Blooper Reel')
Wanderer walks up to Drift, flops down, wolf-smiles and telepaths his lines perfectly. Drift breaks out laughing anyway. "AAAGH!" The camera swings around to see the director hyperventilating into a paper bag.
From: Temper
Scene: Inside the Temple
Raven can be seen stooped down and fuzzling Wanderer, both wolves wagging happily. "Aren't you a handsome fuzzy woofy?" she croons, nuzzling Wanderer affectionately. "Yes, you are! Yes, you are!" "Um, Raven… we're rolling." "You're WHAT???"
From: Temper
Scene: Inside the Temple, The Explanation, Take 1
Drift is flawlessly reciting his explanation. "…The next thing I knew, my hand was burned and my voice was gone." Everyone pauses. "CUT!" "What?" "Didn't you read the script change this morning? You're supposed to -sneeze- from the perfume!" "Are you nuts? I can't sneeze on command! Who wrote that in?"
From: Temper
Scene: Inside the Temple, The Explanation, Take 2
Drift is reciting his explanation, but his eyes are watering and his nose is twitching violently. "The next thing I- I knew- I- Ah-chooo!!!" "Cut!! Drift, that was way too early!" "Well- ah-choo- don't make me snort so much pepper next time! Choo!!" "Okay, everybody take five!" The director walks across-camera, wild-eyed and tugging at his mane with one hand, a nearly empty bottle of Mylanta clutched convulsively in the other.
From: Temper
Scene: Inside the Temple, The Apology
Raven nods regally after hearing Drift's apology and steps forward to commune with Akkala… but she trips on the hem of her robe and falls into Drift's arms. Drift smiles, waggles his eyebrows outrageously, and says, "Well, it looks like my prayers have been answered," just before planting a big, wet smooch on the she-wolf's lips! "Cut!" Laughter and woo-woos are heard from the camera crew. "Somebody call Wanderer and tell him Drift's making moves on his girl!" Raven breaks the kiss and slaps Drift, but then starts laughing and pulls him down for another short kiss. "CUT! "You rogue," she scolds. "How long have you wanted to do that?" Drift grins. "Since your very first camera appearance." He rubs his cheek where she slapped him and grins wider. "Totally worth it."
From: Temper
Scene: Drift's exit from the Temple, Take 1
Drift draws himself up to his full height, the camera zooming in on his face as he starts his lines. He suddenly jumps and yelps, and an angry growling is heard over off-screen laughter. The camera draws back to reveal Wanderer's teeth latched on Drift's butt. "Okay, maybe not worth it," the samoyed says gingerly. "Raven, a little help, please?" "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Drift's exit from the Temple, Take 2
Drift draws himself up to his full height, winces slightly, then says his lines flawlessly. He turns to leave, trips, and lands flat on his face. "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Drift's protest at the bar, Take 1
"What? You're cutting me off -already-? After -three- drinks?! This is ridiculous! This is outrageous! This is prepothterouth! This is me screwing up my lines!" Donnie breaks down laughing. "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Drift's protest at the bar, Take 2
Drift looks up from his ale to start his rant, and spit-takes onto the camera and Donnie, who is holding up a sign with Daffy Duck under a big red circle with a slash through it. "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: Drift's protest at the bar, Take 5
Drift opens his mouth to start his rant, but can't hold back the giggles have ruined the past two takes. "Cut!!" "I'm sorry," he says between laughs. "I can't help it. Make him stop twitching his arm like he's going to pull that sign again." "Donnie!"
From: Temper
Scene: Coe's Infirmary, The Hangover
A montage of Drift trying to roll only halfway out of the bed and failing, going right over onto the floor. A subtitle pops up: 'Yes, Drift actually got hung over for this scene.'
From: Temper
Scene: The Watch headquarters, Take 1
The sergeant pulls Drift down to her level by his bellyfur, and he gives her a full-on puppy-eyes, complete with trembling lip. The camera crew starts laughing as she pauses, then glomps him around the neck, so tight that Drift starts choking! "Such a pretty puppy! I forgive you everything!" "Cut!"
From: Temper
Scene: The Watch headquarters, Take 2
The sergeant pulls Drift down to her level by his bellyfur, and he gives her a full-on puppy-eyes again. This time, she reaches up onto her desk and pulls down a thick sheaf of papers, which she rolls up and threatens Drift with, the dog cowering with a yipe! "Bad puppy!" she says amidst the laughter of the crew. "Quit wrecking my scene!" "Hey, boss, aren't you going to call a cut?" "Hell, no! I'm waiting for her to whop him! Fire away, Betty! I'll toss in a bonus!"
More outtakes on next DVD.
Hallan