The Charlatan
Scene – The Crush
Take - 1

Hale drains the flagon and hurls onto the ground.

“Hey!” one of the child extras protests as it hits him on the head.

“Sorry, didn’t see you,” Hale replies.

“Cut!”

The Charlatan
Scene – The Crush
Take – 2

Hale drains the flagon and drops it gently.

“Hey,” the same extra protests as it hits him again.

“Well stop standing there,” Hale snaps.

“Cut!”

The Charlatan
Scene – The Crush
Take – 4

Hale drains the flagon and flicks it away into the crowd.

“Alright I’m sick of this!” the extra roars as the flagon strikes him yet again.

“I didn’t mean to-”

Something knocks Hale clean off his feet and he disappears off camera.

“Cut!”

The Charlatan
Scene – The Crush
Take – 7

Hale drains the flagon and gets half a pace before frowning at the drink.

“Does this smell strong to anyone else?” he asks and drops to the floor, drunk.

“Ah ha! How do you like that?” the extra roars.

“Will someone get that guy off my set?” the director is heard bellowing.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Cured
Take - 1

“Err, I think our canine friend might be struggling to breathe,” Hale says, and Krissy leaps backwards off the dog morph she was restraining.

“Ah, sorr-” she begins, but the dog morph doesn’t move. “Steve?” Still no movement.

“Medic!”

The Charlatan
Scene – Time for Action
Take - 1

Kirssy drops down onto all fours and roars at the mob who don’t look the least bit frightened. One checks his watch.

“Aw come on guys, be frightened,” Krissy whines.

“We’d like our five buck’s now,” one of the lead members tells Hale.

The director’s angry yell is bleeped out.

“Was that five bucks between you or five bucks each?” Hale queries, pulling out his wallet.

The torches and pitchforks go back up.

“Each it is.

“Just cut already,” the director sighs.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Charlatan Revealed
Take - 2

Hale bounds up onto the stage and trips on the edge, smacking his face into the boards.

“I’m okay!” he calls, raising a hand. “Ow.”

“Medic!” Krissy yells.

Filmed on a handy cam:
Hale is clutching an ice bag to his eye while Coe puts a sling on his arm.

“You do know I just play a doctor, right?” Coe asks.

“What are you in real life then?” Hale replies.

“Dentist.”

“Huh.”

The Charlatan
Scene – Rushing the Stage
Take - 1

“Stop that man!” Hale roars and the camera pans round to Garison making his escape. A klaxon wails and Hale sprints through the crowd which freezes in place as Garison is lead out of shot. As Hale arrives the klaxon wails again and everyone starts moving

“Damn it,” he pants, clasping his knees. “No, you’re going to have to give me a little longer next time.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Charlatan Revealed
Take - 2

The klaxon wails but Hale is nowhere in sight. Then he bursts through the crowd.

“Longer, not shorter,” he protests.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Charlatan Revealed
Take – 4

The klaxon wails and Hale mimes a stumble to show he’s arrived, only he trips over his own feet and ends up in the mud.

“Cut! Hey Hale, you want us to actually get you a teleport charm?”

“No, I’m good,” he mumbles, still face down.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Charlatan Revealed
Take - 7

The klaxon wails, Hale mimes his arrival and immediately goes black.

“I’ve forgotten the bloody line,” he says after a moment.

“Damn it!” the director roars.

“Oh yeah, that’s it.”

“Cut!”

The Charlatan
Scene – Garison Revealed
Take - 1

Hale mimes his arrival back at the stage.

“Look at this,” he says, showing Krissy a white rock in his hand. “Recognise it?”

“No.”

Hale flinches at the wrong line but carries on.

“It a way-” he begins, then looks down at the pebble. “No, you are right this is just a regular rock.”

“You picked up the wrong one didn’t you?” Krissy sighs.

“I’ll be back.”

“Cut!”

The Charlatan
Scene – Garison Revealed
Take – 2

Hale mimes his arrival and goes to swing off the stage to stand next to Krissy, only he slips and disappears off camera again with a thud.

“This stage really has it in for you,” Krissy observes as Hale lies groaning on the floor.

“Medic!” he calls.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Road
Take - 1

The horse charges towards Hale and the klaxon wails as Hale mimes his arrival, but, instead of rearing, the horse keeps coming and flattens Hale who disappears off shot.

“Hale?” the director inquires. “You okay?”

Hale stands back up, clutching his jaw.

“Is there a dentist in the house?” he asks.

“Medic!” the director calls.

The Charlatan
Scene – The Deal
Take - 1

Hale holds up a triumphant fist of gold only to discover he’s actually holding rocks.

“What the… Where’d the gold go?” he exclaims.

“Can’t fool me!” Garison yells from off camera.

“Medic,” the director sighs.

“No one’s injured,” Hale points out.

“Sorry, force of habit. Cut!”

There's no end in sight for Star Wars references on Metamor Keep, isn't it?

:P

"And I have tried to appeal to her predator instincts, but she remains too close to Artela," Lilith added.

"All quite true," Ba'al agreed, nodding. "Raven has her weaknesses, but none we can use to truly subvert her. She's cautious, and while that has been to our advantage in the past, it's useless for starting a war."

[But that does not mean that she is untouchable,] said the Fallen. [If we wish to neutralize the Metamor Lothanasi, we must do so by attacking them at their weakest link.]

In the center of the conference table, an image appeared: A young feline woman dressed in the white robes of a Lightbringer priestess. The priestess said "Help me Oberon, you're my only hope" then knelt down, reaching toward something out of view. The image reset to the priestess standing saying "Help me Oberon, you're my only hope" then knelt down, reaching toward something out of view. The image reset to the priestess standing saying "Help me Oberon, you're my only hope" then knelt down, reaching toward something out of view…

"CUT!"

Ingredients (including topping options)
Brats
Mashed Potato (or rice)
Gravy
Sliced (or diced) Onion
Shredded cheese
Bacon Bits
Sauerkraut
Croutons
Sour Cream
Cherry Tomatoes
Ketchup
Mustard
BBQ Sauce
Horseradish

Slice the brat in half (and peel if it's a tougher skinned brat) and lay them in a bowl (or plate), then scoop mashed potatoes (or rice) on them, then start topping with whatever you like… gravy, bacon bits, sour cream, cherry tomato on top.
Alternatively, you might want to put some of your condiments on the brat before adding the potato.

I think it turned out rather well.

Dominus tecum

…you find yourself spending a lot more on shampoo than your average hippie (No offense to any hippies out there x3)
…you seem far advanced in your class because you got there at only ten, yet you still manage to fall behind your classmates.
…you're not allowed to beat the dog with a newspaper… because the dog will have you put in the dungeon for assault.
…eating a hamburger is cannabilism.

Wish I had more… it's hard to come up with these on the spot. And I'm sure many of them, if not all, have already been said one way or another :P

The guard looked up to me, battered, bruised, and broken, and said: " Running is different from fighting, friend. You have to go. I'll hold them back. Run… and don't look back and don't slow down or they might catch you."

"But…" I didn't want to just leave him. It was hard enough having the others get killed by those things.

"I said GO!" yelled the guard, pushing me forward and leaning against a tree for balance.

"At least tell me your name, then."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"CUT!"

Dominus tecum

And, also ironically, they are amongst my favorite music to listen to. :-)

Dominus tecum

YouTube to preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYoIMJFranM

Ocremix to download: http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01377/

Also fav writing tracks for me: http://chrono.ocremix.org/

Hallan